0. In the Beginning

"Virgin no more!" Maundros whooped.
Cmdr. Prolix toggled the private link. "Weblog Control, we have content confirmed. Over."
"We know," the moderators replied dryly. "Maundros' autopost was active."
Maundros winced. "Whoops," he said quietly.

– apologies to LVCN&JP

The most likely trend of this blog will be its lack of originality or justification for existence. I feel that tonight I've made a positive start towards securing that future.

Good night.